Okay, ich bin albern.

"I buy Apple products. It just makes me feel special."
Joan M'Benga, ethnic looking clip-art model.

Only those big, stupid countries invest tons of money into biotechnology. We'll show you how to take their technology and sell it back to them. Ever received an email for Viagra or Propecia? It most likely came from one of our graduates.
In close cooperation with A New Identity, Inc.:
If you have any form of debt, we can instantly eliminate it. Car loans, bank loans... you name it. They are all tied to your current identity. We simply change your identity, and all those collection bills get left behind.

Show your support for the candidate you love (or hate) by having them endorse your incoming phone call with these ringtones. Each ringtone is the candidate saying their name and that they "approve this message". Meetings, movie theaters, anywhere your phone might ring, you can have these FREE ringtones to proclaim to the world who you're voting for (or not). Bush, Kerry and Nader, collect 'em, trade 'em!
If you have a phone which support WAV/MP3 you most likely know that already, these will not work with phones that only support midi since they are voice/music files. We included OggVorbis files as well ... just because we could, a great reason!

We gather that things do not run as smoothly as they should down at BBC Bristol.

Germany is so keen to win the Air Guitar World Championship they have formed their own national federation.

Schön, dass es noch Seiten im Netz gibt, die auch halten, was sie versprechen. Zu diesen Internet-Juwelen zählt zweifelsohne Die freie Enzyklopädie - Kamelopedia. Sie verspricht ihren Nutzern nämlich nichts Geringeres als die volle Wahrheit ­ allerdings aus kamelopädischer Sicht. Inzwischen sind schon 437 Texte online. 53 registrierte Kamele, davon fünf lizenzierte Kameltreiber, arbeiten derzeit an dem Projekt mit. Und jeder kann sich mit eigenen Beiträgen an der Entstehung dieses einzigartigen Nachschlagewerkes beteiligen.

'Good Bye, Lenin!'' is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has Communist rioting and violence and post-Communist nudity, strong language and alcohol consumption.

It all began innocently enough when a user on a Mac help forum posted a picture of his cat, Frankie, contemplating the beauty of a flower. Shortly afterwards another user posted a picture of his cat, Sammy, bristling at the picture of the cat on the monitor. I decided this was too much fun and advanced the concept as The Infinite Cat Project.

Eines muss man dieser Verschwörung lassen: sie ist ziemlich transparent. Nicht nur wird man durch aktuelle Projektbriefings auf dem laufenden gehalten, so zum Beispiel über den fiesen Plan, insgeheim größere Mini-Cooper vom Band rollen zu lassen, damit die Deutschen glauben, einem Schrumpfungsprozess unterworfen zu sein.

"It is despicable and against nature to have two mice, of the same sex, procreate." Stated President Bush in a press conference, "If we allow this in the States, next thing you'll know, the Mayor of San Francisco will be marrying them. Not while I'm in office."

This is the best internet video mashup evar: the Star Wars Kid (a net-icon famous for having captured his Darth Maul light-staff fights on video, thus becoming the subject of Internet mockery, which led to a really bogus lawsuit) matted extremely well into the Kill Bill trailer. I am in awe of the video effects wizardry here.

Weil das MARTa Herford, das dortige Museum, im Rahmen einer Kunstaktion aus großen Lautsprechern in der Innenstadt Tarzangebrüll erschallen ließ, hatten sich Radfahrer beschwert: Angeblich gefährdeten die Rufe die Verkehrssicherheit, einmal sei es deshalb sogar beinahe zu einem Zusammenstoß gekommen. Und weil in Deutschland alles seine Ordnung haben muss, wurde das Ordnungsamt tätig. Fürderhin jodelte zwar immer noch der Ur-Tarzan Johnny Weißmüller durch das westfälische Städtchen - doch warnte jetzt ein rotgerahmtes Dreieck mit einem dicken Rufzeichen die Verkehrsteilnehmer vor dem exotischen Lärm: "Laute Tarzanschreie 10.30 bis 16.30 Uhr".

At 7pm cst July 31,2004, let all the people in the world unite as one and simultaneously flush our toilets together.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if everyone in the world flushed there toilets at the same time? Would there be tidal waves? Would rivers overflow their banks? Here is our chance to do a little bit of scientific investigation and see for ourselves.
Be a Part of the Action! - You can't tell me that over a million people simultaneously flushing their toilets isn't going to be exciting. Shit, my stomach is doing somersaults as I type this.
Be a Part of History! - tell generations of your offspring you were part of the 2004 World Wide Flush. It may be permanently etched in history with other events such as Hands across America, Mt. St. Helens, the falling of the Berlin Wall, etc.

Eichhörnchen sind von Außerirdischen gesandte Spionagebeauftragte. Selbstverständlich kann ich aus Sicherheitsgründen meine Quelle nicht preisgeben.
Sie sind schließlich überall!

Wer es gar nicht mehr erwarten kann, bis "Kill Bill Vol. 2" in die Kinos kommt, kann so lange das "Kill Bill"-Spiel spielen. "Hrát" bedeutet "Spielen", unter "stáhnout hru" kann man's runterladen.

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I generally make a bleeding heart cake for our annual pumpkin carving party (Pumpkinfest). Sometimes the heart beats, sometimes it's anatomically correct, and so on and so forth. This year I decided to go the whole hog and make an entire thoracic cavity cake. The plan was for each organ to be made out of a different kind of cake and to secrete a different color of fluid when it was cut into.

April 16: Poop For Peace Day