nur bis mitternacht: the giant it&w film quote poll.

(wie viele an einem solchem sonnentag wohl abstimmen? müssen ja nicht alle am schreibtisch sitzen wie unsereins.)

Liebes Tagebuch, das Faxgerät hat heute den Ingeborg-Bachmann-Preis gewonnen.

weiterlesen im elektrosmog, via frau gröner - die anderen gewinner gibt's beim medienrauschen.

to the citizens of the united states of america:

In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. [...]
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: [...]
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. [...]

john cleese ist sehr, sehr komisch. (via hugos house of weblog horror)