noch nicht verklemmt genug? "mrs. george w. bush" gibt bei iron hymen ein paar nützliche tips, z.b.:

8. When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.
9. Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

ein programm des white house office of youth purity (via jaaa, blog)