I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone.
I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this conference demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us.

die konferenz war leider schon im vergangenen november, aber vielleicht kann man irgendwo - für wenig geld? - die tagungsdokumentation bekommen? oder wenigstens das endgültige programm?

The actual schedule of events and participants depends on various trial outcomes and extradition hearings.

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